Friday, October 12, 2007

Please, Oh Please, Just Go To Sleep

A wonderful, busy morning is spent at the railroad park. To my surprise, Ian insists that we go to the playground first. The kids play hard running between slides, climbing stairs and ladders, and getting completely dirty from head to toe in the sand. We rest a bit while riding the carousel, and then meet up with Paul to have a picnic. Lucky for us, his work is across the street from the park. After lunch, we ride the train. Paul gives us all goodbye kisses and hugs, and the three of us head home.

My two completely exhausted children scream as we leave the park. "No mommy, I don't want to go! Nooooo, wwwaaaaahhhhh!!!!!"

Trying to comfort my babes, I offer, "Say bye-bye to the park."

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO, wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"

Ugh, they're over tired. Nothing to do now but usher them into the van and head home. Within minutes, Laurel is passed out. Ian is a zombie. He tries to talk to me about the trucks he sees on the road, and manages to stay awake the entire ride home. When we enter the house, Laurel wakes up in my arms and Ian runs off to use the potty. Laurel's diaper is changed, Ian finishes in the bathroom, and we head upstairs for a much needed nap.

We read a pumpkin story, and then Ian curls right up, ready for Slumberland. Laurel, is a different story. She yells, "No, Mommy, no nap! Downstairs now!"

I quietly kiss her head and lay her down in her crib for a nap. As I walk downstairs, I hear her kick the wall and cry, "Mommy, noooooooooo!"

I'm wondering if she'll wake up Ian. She is extremely loud and her pleas don't seem to be coming to an end any time soon. I refuse to give in to her requests, so I decide to find a project to keep me busy. The neglected photo album screams for my attention as well, and wins.

Ten minutes later, Laurel is still whining and crying. I am amazed Ian is sleeping through her song and dance. But then, the magic words are said that get my total attention, "Diaper off!"

My mind races, did she really just say what I think she said? Do I dare set foot in her room to check on her? Where is the surveillance camera when I need it?

I rush up the stairs, peek in her room, and find out she has indeed taken off her diaper and is playing with it (fortunately, it only contains some urine). Drat, I did leave off her pants when I changed her, otherwise she probably wouldn't have been able to accomplish this feat.

Quietly, I walk over to her crib, remove the diaper, pick up Laurel and place a new diaper on her. I also put her in a pair of snug fitting pants that she won't be able to take off, well at least I'm hoping. No words spoken by me, I just go through these motions and gingerly place her back in her crib. "NO, MOMMY, TIME OUT!"

I walk out her room and decide to blog instead of finishing the photo album. She was really pissed off and crying and yelling at me, but as of a few minutes ago, she had calmed down and was just talking and singing. At least she still doesn't sound mad. She just finished singing, "Happy Birthday," and said, "Night-night, Daddy. Night-night, Ian. Night-night, Mommy."

I guess she's no longer mad at me. And now, what do I hear? Nothing, except the clicking of the keyboard. Sweet dreams, Laurel.


Bloggy Mama said...

Oh boy. Good times good times.

Pendullum said...

You Girlfriend of mine !
Living da DREAM.....

carrie said...

"diaper off"

Those two words would get my attention too!

Donetta said...

Good job! Man I remember those days and doing everything I could do to not fall into the trap. You hug in there!!
Hay thanks for the kind encouragement in your comment. Inch by inch.

Fog City Mommy said...

oh boy do I feel you. my little peanut is doing the same damn thing!!!!!!

Lady M said...

Whoooo, that's a tough set of pre-nap obstacles! Glad they both finally passed out. Q never did today, but fortunately, he was fairly cheerful about it.

And good work with losing the weight. It's really hard to do.

Sorry I haven't been commenting these last two weeks. I've been reading regularly! Just starting to feel a bit better this weekend, finally.

Kelli in the Mirror said...

At least she said something. I hate walking in to find somebody asleep in a big pile of their own mess. Or worse, painted on the walls.

Anonymous said...

I HATE when Morgan's overtired! I wish she'd just "get" that when you're tired, you sleeeeeep!! As craptastic as it is, leaving them there is the best thing. As you know :)

And? I admit I was a bit floored to read "pissed off" in this post. I don't think I've ever read "bad" words from you :)

Damselfly said...

There was a movie called Fight Club. I think Laurel and Fly are in the Fight Sleep Club.

Rachel said...

"diaper off", LMAO!! Smart girl!

Love that picture. Alyssa ends up with feet hanging out of her crib too.

MaryP said...

OH, she's a smart one. "Diaper off!" to get you in there, and then nc"TIME OUT" to get her out of the crib. Smart, smart, smart.

You, of course, are smarter. You go!

Magpie said...

Cute picture - love the butt in the air.