I could never have been so wrong...
What is this thing? Is it a book? Is it a blanket?
I mean really mom, what is the point of this thing? I just don't get it.
Now this thing I know. This I play with all the time. See look, this is what should be all around this book/blanket/thingy.
Oh, bother. I'm bored, it's just not worth my time.